THE PLAY

"I Loved Them, They Left Me, But I Got Their Mothers' Recipes"

by Denise Tomasetti

A MUST SEE SHOW for everyone who has ever dated!

Ever have the feeling you’re wasting time on

the wrong date?

Denise, a real New Yorker, a women in her late 30’s, unleashes her humorous rollercoaster dating life in the Big Apple.

“We need to talk” is how her relationships kept ending. She spent years with these men, met their mothers and shared meals with them. Didn’t that mean anything?

Yes it did!

The memories of her ex-boyfriends mothers’ meals is the key to her revelations, Food Talks!

And now, in her new comedic play, Denise brings the audience into her unfiltered life with no hold-back dialog, a tale of relationships, dating and family all combined into one big bowl of laughter!

Denise realizes her food experiences with her boyfriends whispered some unknown truths about the past men in her life and how she wasn’t listening to what was Tasty and Not Tasty to her palate.

The language of Food and its Tips, Traps, Trends is what Denise will share with the audience. From the unexpected "Gay Boyfriend" to the "Charming Cheater," to nothing’s wrong with just wanting to have sex and so much more!

With Denise's Mother consistently nosing into her love life to her inseparable best friend, Annie and her resistant “real guy” friend Steve, the audience will go through Denise’s dating journey and find how close to home they find themselves. We all eat, we all date, we all love!

The audience takes home a doggie bag of real-life anecdotes with fun, practical modern-day dating wisdom. Food is a great tool in your dating arsenal.

Here’s your chance to find out who is really sitting across the table from you!